Eaten nearly all the cake - naturally started with the nipples...well, just under actually, then slowly worked up....sorry - getting carried away again!! Mind, once I've been over there, that bloody cake will look even more appealing!! So realistic...
I'd intended to blog from the airport / maybe even on the plane, but my kids say "NOT WITH THAT OLD PHONE YOU CAN'T!!" - talk about lack of respect. Dixon of Dock Green had a phone like mine (I downloaded a ring just like his!) but I'm sure the 'new office' will sort me out with some proper technology.
Tomorrow is Thursday, so 'THE CHRONICLE' will be out - my column revolves around my attending a 'speed awareness course' on Monday, plus a bit about planning for China etc. Hope you enjoy it.
Next post may well be when I've got over there and settled in my apartment. Assuming I don't die on the way. I pre-booked a seat close to the front - and the pilot - on the basis that if the plane went down, he'd try to save himself (and the stewardess he's shagging), so by default, he'd save me, too. Statistically, I'm more likely to die sat on the bog and trying a bit too hard, of course...but lets not go there...
China - Godzilla is coming!!!
Good luck - happy flighting - if you pardon the pun.
ReplyDeletemikea
Can't imagine you'll need a speed awareness course in Beijing.
ReplyDeleteBe careful the stewardess is not a lady boy before checking her out
Good luck.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Ladyboys........
ReplyDeletemikea (will get an account soon so I don't need to keep doing this)
Go get em Banksy, I reckon you'll fit right in! Either that or they will think the world is coming to an end you mad man!!!
ReplyDeleteYou know where I am if I can help with any BMW advice.