It's official - I am not a pervert - just healthy!!!

Editor of 'The Chronicle' Sent me this...

 

Staring at busty women can lengthen your life, scientists have proved.

 

A German study, published in the New England Journal of Medicine, concludes that staring at women's breasts for a few minutes daily is better for your health than going to the gym.

 

"Just 10 minutes of looking at the charms of well-endowed females is equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out," said author Dr Karen Weatherby, an expert on ageing.

The research team, led by Dr Weatherby, spent five years monitoring the effects of this unique discovery.

The men who were told to stare at bosoms daily had lower blood pressure and slower resting pulse rates and also decreased their risk of coronary artery disease.

 

Dr Weatherby explained: "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and improves blood circulation.

"There's no question - gazing at large breasts makes men healthier."

 

She also recommends that men over 40 should spend at least 10 minutes daily admiring breasts sized D-cup or larger.

 

I now no longer feel like a potential mass-murderer, odd or just plain pervy! I'm just HEALTHY! And all without ever going near a gym!! Thank you God!! I intend to get even HEALTHIER now, by 'working out' every day!!!

Naturally, I've been in touch with Dr Weatherby to offer to assist in this valuable research : hell, it could lead to a break-through in the search for a cure for cancer, piles, poverty, war...anything, This could be BIG!!

And I now don't feel at all ashamed at having 14 posters of the lovely Holly Willoughbooby up in my apartment, and I'm going ahead with opening up a Chinese offshoot of her fanclub, so other healthy people can meet up and exchange...er...photos & videos?

I searched her name in 'Google' in the images section to see if she was a moose or not before I mailed her (so I knew if to flirt or not!!) and - strangely, a photo of Dolly P came up!!

Purely for journalistic purposes, I've posted several photo's here, because I believe in giving people choice...you can play at being editor & choose which picture best fits the article...

 

(Look at those buttons - OH!! How I LIKE buttons!!)