"...and the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and..." (That's a Monty Python quote by the way...)
A pal here has his wife visiting...(and his two kids - he lives in a one-room bedsit, so the word 'FRUSTRATION' springs to mind!!)...and she was kind enough to bring me a gift : two tins of Heinz 'Ravioli' and two 'Heinz Beans with mini sausages', although one of the latter was STOLEN by a so-called friend who's name rhymes with 'Van', 'Tan', and 'Damn' (sod it, the bastard is called DAN!)....
Eating them - and the REVELS (for desert) has been a joy. My stash of 'treats' is now quite large - Mike brought me assorted wine gums and jelly sweets last week, and I'm sharing it all with NO-ONE. I"ve put new locks on my apartment, including the kitchen & fridge...
When she presented them to me at the pub, I even took them with me to the loo - I have no doubt my so-called 'friends' would have run off with it all and opened up the Revels...I had to protect them with my life...and I was SO excited about the orange ones, although the second one I ate was coffee - UGH!
Some things are worth waiting for, though....
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