With all the technology available today...if Edward Snowden is right & Obama & Cameron sit reading our emails & dirty texts every night and watching your horny SKYPE calls...if they can see into my bank account, and every order I've ever placed with AMAZON...
If they know what kind of underwear I like...the fact I like red & black watches...my shirt size...what colour shoes I wear...which websites I look at every day (actually - BBC News and Dimeadozen, while I have my brekky toast)...if I'd prefer to shag Holly Willoughbooby or Jennifer Anniston (Holly every time!!)....how many times I"ve seen Genesis in concert, and how many drum solo's I've watched on YOU TUBE...
THEN WHY THE F*CK DO 3 TICKET AGENCIES THINK I'D BE INTERESTED IN PRIORITY BOOKING FOR JOHNNY BLOODY MATHIS?!!!!!!
I sent a message back saying just that - hell, next they'll be sending me advance notification for THE CARAVAN SHOW or for bloody SAGA 'Turkey & Tinsel' coach trips to Blackpool!!
NOT happy...
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