Reading a 'VIP' magazine on the airport lounge....I was interested to see what they thought 'appealed' to a 'VIP' in China...
  Coffee with a sachet of 'powdered cream milk'...
  Lots of utterly GROSS and tasteless furniture - shows money doesn't buy you taste (just a monstrosity)...
  OTT jewellery and watches with pictures of tigers on the face...
  Silly clothes that NO ONE would ever buy? Surely not? I admit I'd look a total cock in both outfits...
  More coffee (that tastes of zebra)...
  A 'concrete block & paving machine' (brings you down to earth after all those watches & rings - maybe that makes for a bizzare 'his & hers' shopping weekend?...
  But - hope is not lost - on the very last page, a lovely European lady who looks VERY inviting....I'll save you the trouble of translating the page - she's asking for me....searching for me....
  PS As always, sorry some of the photos come out the wrong way round...
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