As always, had a huge lunch today - it's considered anti-social if you don't. How could I refuse a massive 'asmuchasyoucaneat' buffet for £3 (including soft drinks)? Hell, that's cheaper than a Tesco 'meal deal' butty made in a giant factory in Birmingham (and EVERY butty is drippig in mayo - YUK!)
Thus, tonight I didn't even fancy the noodle bar (£1.50 for a giant bowl of yummy, home-mad noodles) but when I was in the 'corner shop wih a pal getting his fags, we couldn't resist the Chinese equivalent of a GIANT Pot Noodle!! For 40p, it had to be worth a go (note the HUGE bag of beefy bits in the photo!). I couldn't read the instructions because it appeared to be in a foreign language, so I guessed and made it like I would a Pot Noodle - hot water up to the line, add the chemical sachets (not forgetting the beefy bits!), stir, wait, stir etc.
IT TASTED LIKE SHITE!!!
As my dad used to say, "ou get what you pay for!"- and I should have paid £1.50 for the real thing.
Watched Sylvester Stallone in 'Daylight' on the telly (people trapped in tunnel, Sly saves them all single-handed in case you had,'t guessed - sorry if I just spoiled the story for you). That was shite, too.
LIke I said - somethings never change.
PS - Went to the gym as I've not been in for a week. I've done a lot of walking recently buying 'new' watches etc, so think I can skip the running machine - done it for real. So I did some weights to make my man-tits firm up so I look like Sylvester himself. After 5 minutes, came back upstairs (used the lift) and checked in the mirror....like I said - NOTHING CHANGES
Theres is no difference between a UK pot noodle and the authentic equivalent then?
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