You can take the man out of Manchester....

China is the next big thing. The next America.

 

It's all happening here - flash cars. Designer brands.

 

And SPAM.

 

The shops are full of it. Paid £2.60 for a tiny tin. Took me an hour to figure out how to turn the cooker on - been here 4 months and never used it.

 

I truly believe SPAM should be treated with respect, a bit like the Queen, and always GRILLED, with crispy edges. But I couldn't figure out how the grill worked. So the pan came out.

 

I had a Turkish Delight for dessert.

 

Now I feel a bit sick...