Sunday, 14 April 2013

Watching the Chinese F1....NOT

Bloody place....
Been looking forward to watching the Chinese F1 on the telly all week...I could pretend I was at home watching it on the sofa...surely it will be on one of the 100 or so channels I have on my telly here? Christ, the actual race is only down the road in Shanghai (where the 10,00 dead pigs float in rivers - hope the drivers don't drink pig water & get the squits!!!)
But NO - that would be far too logical!!!
Look what I CAN get - shopping channels where 2 babbling ladies seem to be selling sperm....
Some martial arts crap (you can see from the photo how bad the acting is!)....what appears to be some sort of pervy Santa....and a bloke with a stuffed owl on his shoulder!!! I don't know what they are saying, but with all the stupid noises, suspect it makes The Chuckle Brothers look like oscar contenders...
I've been waiting all day...
I could cry....

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