Lord knows where I am - just getting here was a nightmare - set off Monday at 6AM, got here at 6PM. Hell, they don't put the air con on in the planes OR the cars!! This is NOT civilisation as we know it!!
The view from the hotel is nice, and the air much cleaner, but the room is pretty crap. It must be - it doesn't make me feel randy (much)...
I'm STARVING though...tea last night included what I called bird-seed cake (check out the similarities in the photos) bit worse was to come - look was was offered to me for lunch!! I naturally declined, although I was well chuffed when a lady who'd joined us said "He is very handsome - like James Bond!" When I told her my real Chinese name is 007 (it is - it's on my visas!) she nearly asked me for my room number. Maybe she did, but my translator obviously disapproved...anyway, if I brought back to THIS dump, she'd think I worked for the local tip, not M15...
I'd eat my emergency-rations of SNICKERS bars, but I scoffed all those at the bloody airport yesterday!! And we seem to be miles from anywhere, let alone near a SPAR...or even Mr Patel's corner shop...and the hotel isn't the sort to put fruit in my room...I suppose I could make a sandwich of a 'green' tea bag between two 'black' ones...or maybe eat my laptop...or my own foot...looking down at it now, it's vastly more appealing than the chicken's...
I fly back to BJ tomorrow...that's to BJ not TO a BJ...
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