A bar that we sue is closing down - it's owned by a dutchg guy, who hs
sold out to a Chines fas food chain (pogress?) ut toiighjt he invited
his regulars round for dinks and "beef steaks". We had a god time, and
I let my hair doiwn nd ha a few drinks. Quitre a few, acually, so if
I'm typing bollocks , ou know why. He said he would use up all he
shorts he hd in te bar, so I'e been drtinking gin all night. I tld him
james BOnd drinks gin AND tonic but he din't understandso end result
is I'm just a tad pissed. He said I should control he music, so we had
some Manchester stuff Oasis and I had to play some GEnesis but
everyone moaned. I was detrmoined that the last song played in the bar
should be 'Stairway to heavn' but some bloody Amnercians came n and
tried to play The Beach BOys and bloody Eagles Hotel California. I
stood my grund, and it was KASHMOIR an Stairway,. I did the guitar
solo on my snooker cue.
He has footballl shirts all over the barand said e could take any,
which wasnice. NO health & safety shite here so I was ip the ladder to
get a Man UTD shirt for my son, but its XXXL size. He'll grow into it.
A French man came in, and I tried to be nice.Better than the
Americans, becase he didn't want to playany shite music. He had a
beard and wascalled Phillipe, so he was a typiucal Freench man. He
drak MILK with Vodka, Which I thought was strange, but he was ok. I
tolkd him h ws the nicest French mn I have evr met and he looked
please, but the bastard left without payng his share of the bill,
which proves he really WAS a typical French aman !!!
Anyway we played Stairway to Heaven and then I came home ton SKTYPEthe
family. M wife said "You look drunk" which was a bad exmple to my
kids. It's only 4pm back home and dad eing drunk so erly is a bad
exalmeple . 'mn sorry butI know I'm pssed and talkin bollocks. Go od
nigh. T. Toorrow I amm going to the dvd sho because it is Friday. Thje
oithersget girls and infectios diseases on their willys but I just get
DVD's. I amn a good man.
I am sorrybcause i'm going o and on and taling bollocks. I ned togo to bed.
I love aevberyone who readsmy bloggers.
fck I think I am going to be sicvk.
An I won a german man at snoker.
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