ASSMEAT - I could make a joke about missing a nice ass...massage oil...but I wouldn't want to eat it with garlic sauce...if you get my drift...
AIRLINE FOOD - ON a TWO HOUR FLIGHT last week, this is what was served up...a carton of cold tea, a packet of biscuits...and a wet wipe!! Was the wipe to dab at the corner of my mouth as I said "YUM YUM!" after such a hearty & satisfying feast? Or to eat as desert? Suddenly, the packed lunch I used to have as a kid seemd SO appealing...Dairylea trianges...crisps...a cheese & ham sandwich...hell, I'd even eat the apple!!!
But there was worse to come...on the return flight, we just got a bottle of water!!! I told the office never to book flights with that airline again...
'BAGPILE!!" - Just like playtime at school!! If we call for "a flyer" on the way home, we shout "BAGPILE!!!" and pile up a few grands worth of laptops & i-panty-pads...it makes me smile & think of break time at Littlemoss Boys...and - thinking even 'harder', of my English teacher, Miss Styles...she had LOVELY tits...wonder where she is now...
CABLE - Yes, 'Health & safety alert!' - this is a common sight...an electrical cable stretching across a busy pavement outside the places we eat (drink)...I passed it again tonight, when it was raining...they'd put a plastic bag over the bit in the middle where the plug goes in!!! ONLY IN CHINA!!!!
MUSICAL NOTE - Typing this listening to Willie Nelson (!!) - 'The Great Divide'...a great album, some mega tracks & lyrics...just pricked up my ears to 'Be there for you' :
"There's a feeling you give me
When we talk on the phone
God, I hope you outlive me
So I'm never alone"
"Whatever you do, I will be there for you
Through the wind, the thunder, the rain
And whatever you do, I will promise to you
I will be here, I'll be there for you..."
Ouch...
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